Michael Lohan Has Been Cast In The New Season Of ?Celebrity Rehab?
Lindsay Lohan Gets Pissed Off in the Process
For some unknown reason (except, mebbe, for media whore pandering), Michael Lohan has been cast to appear in the upcoming new season of (charlatan) Dr. Drew Pinksy?s reality TV series Celebrity Rehab. As you may recall, Lohan appeared in Florida recently to counsel a group of troubled teens there on the dangers of addiction and now he is going to ?rehab? himself. Lindsay Lohan is, reportedly, pissed off as Hell that her father is going on the show because she believes that he will only serve to embarrass her family. Um ? I think the ship has sailed on that front, Linds. The Lohan family name is a complete joke already (to the point where Michael Lohan, Jr. is planning to change his name completely). Read on to find out which other tragic sub z-list celebs have also been cast on the show.
Lindsay Lohan was ?shocked and upset? to hear that her father signed up for ?Celebrity Rehab? ? telling friends she?s worried he?ll embarrass the family. We?re told Lohan is saying she?s most upset that her dad, Michael Lohan, began taping the show without ever giving her a heads up. Lohan is also adamant she will NEVER make an appearance on the show. Lindsay also wants to know how much Michael is getting paid for the gig ? because she wants to make sure her dad kicks over some of the cash to Dina ? since ?he should be paying his child support for Ali and Cody.? FYI ? ?Celebrity Rehab? had been gunning for Lindsay to star on the show in the past ? but it never came to be.
Without a doubt, I totally believe that Lohan is going on the show for ?fame and fortune? and not out of a desire to ?rehab? in any way. Ugh. I cannot even form into words how gross the man?s actions are to me. As for the other people who have been cast for the show ? Lohan is in good company. The new season of Celebrity Rehab is full of the most tragic of the tragic:
Michaele and Tareq Salahi ? the couple that allegedly crashed the White House ? will enter the next season of ?Celebrity Rehab? ? along with one of the greatest NY Mets players of all time ? TMZ has learned. Sources connected to the production tell us ? Dr. Drew will have one hell of a cast for Season 5 ? including: Dwight ?Doc? Gooden (former NY Mets pitcher), Tareq AND Michaele Salahi (alleged WH crashers and ?Real Housewives of D.C.?), Bai Ling (actress?), Jeremy Jackson (aka Hobie from ?Baywatch?).
I have long contended that Dr. Drew?s Celebrity Rehab show is the lowest of the low when it comes to reality TV. Exploiting addition and attempts at rehab for financial gain and notoriety is just gross to me. This cast is truly the saddest of the sad ? which means it?s perfect for Michael Lohan. I can?t even deal with the enormity of this kind of tragicness. Blech! No wonder Lindsay Lohan is pissed ? wouldn?t YOU be?
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